Thursday, September 1, 2011

girls aren't supposed to do math.

It's not that girls can't do math or are naturally bad at it. It's that we have to be able to do something for them. Once girls start doing their own math, chivalry will be completely destroyed.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

shooting spree.

Note, the new countdown clock I just added!

"Zzzzzz... Kill all humans... Zzzzz. Wha?!? Oh hey Fry. You were just in this dream I was havin'."

Monday, August 29, 2011

crimes and misdemeanors.

I just watched my favorite Woody Allen flick -- Crimes and Misdemeanors again.

I just realized that people who are the exact opposite of me can very easily take the opposite message that I take from it.

This post should have been a tweet. I need to get on Twitter. I hate writing entire posts.

school schedule.

I'm posting my school schedule here just in case anybody reads this and still has their textbooks from last semester. I will buy your textbooks for more than the bookstore will buy them back for (everybody wins!). Also, tell me which of my teachers need to be institutionalized.

ANTH 101: Intro to Anthropology.
M-W-F 10:00 am/ 130 CRBB
(I'm only taking it because the gang in Community did and it seemed like a blast)

ECON 211: Economics 211
M-W-F 1:00 pm/ 235 SLTR

MATH 235: Vector Calculus
M-W-F 2:00 pm/ 1114 CT

BA 212: Business Administration 212
T-Th 9:45 am/ 105 SLTR

HIST 203: History of the World (Ideas Part 1)
T-TH 11:45 am/ 212 GKHB

Sunday, August 28, 2011

here we go here we go here we go again. here we go again.

School's starting! Wooo!

If it's not better than last year, I'm seriously going to kill myself.

I have it all planned out too. My dad owns a gun. He keeps it hidden, but he stupidly trusts me and told me where it is. I'll just go over there and pick it up and then jump off of an overpass.